wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

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